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HAHAHAHI OMG LOL! [Apr. 16th, 2004|12:48 am]
orgy_n_isengard

orgy_n_isengard

[morima]
LMAO!!! OK! i'll give it a go!

but i just have to say that sorry, i can't write smut at all.
it's not that i don't know how. idno. it's issues.
but i gladly write the other part, and leave the smut over to the next happy writer!

hm ok. so we have a horny wizard and a servant girl alone, i assume, in a tower. *_* here we go.

"He felt an unfamiliar stirring, almost a shadow of a sensation, and suddenly turned back towards the lower levels; he had the strangest inclination, the most mysterious desire: there was an increasing ache coming over him, and the need to find the servant girl was becoming very powerful now.

But, to his surprise, she wasn't there. As a matter of fact, Saruman didn't even know where she had been told to stay in the first place, because he left those matters to other servants, and only took action when he encountered servants he didn't like. That happened rather often. This time, however, he was more inclined towards telling off someone other than the girl herself. He needed to find her.

He went back up in the tower, nearing his own chambers as he ascended the stairs of the tower -- when, all of a sudden, the girl emerged from a side-door in the winding staircase. She was on her way down with a wooden bucket of hot water in her arms and a frightened look on her face, but when she became aware of the White Wizard she froze and lost grip on the bucket, staring frightened at the tall man.

She regained control over the bucket while Saruman eyed her sternly. But his face changed, making him rather expressionless.

"Whoever allowed you to enter the higher levels of Orthanc, may I ask?" he said, his voice smooth. It was apparent that he was playing up to her, but that might not be as apparent to her. She didn't look older than seventeen, tops, -- maybe because of her frightened expression.

"N-n-nobody, uh, nobody told me anything, Lord," she stammered, "they tell me where to go when they see me." Obviously eager to get away, she edged herself a few steps down while she said: "But now as I know that I'm not allowed to go here, Lord, I will ...--"

"You will go when I tell you to go." said Saruman calmly and put one long hand to the stone wall in front of her. The girl stared startled at his face -- but she couldn't endure his gaze at all and turned to look at the floor instead.

"Now." Saruman removed his hand and placed it under her chin, forcing her to look into his eyes. She was clearly incomfortable, which seemed to amuse him a bit. "Put your hot water down. I have a task for you."


:O OMG I WRITE SO BAD IT'S BECOS I'M NORWEGIAN. SORREH!
( i also write in a retarded way at times, please ignore it. i have reasons ;] )
so yeah. sorry but i'm too damn tired now, i have school tomorrow morning. NYAH!
anyone, please continue and make it interesting!!

PS.
if you happen to pop in from a fic-flaming community.
don't even bother to amuse yourselves over this.
cos i don't give a fuck. a fact which, undoubtedly,
would make the flaming a lot less fun.
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[User Picture]From: nodawnformen
2004-04-15 06:18 pm (UTC)

I like it...


thanks darlin'...very nice start to the story...heh heh

don't worry I love the way you write...you have a very clever way with the words...!!

Milly

OK...NEXT??
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[User Picture]From: nodawnformen
2004-04-15 06:20 pm (UTC)

remember


***REMEMBER...please post all parts of the actual storyline as NEW ENTRIES...

comments are OK of course in the comments sections...
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